She is a trouble maker.
She lives at the bottom of tangled gardens and in hedgerows.
She is only seen on midsummer's eve.
She wears tangled dresses of multicoloured petals. She has delicate pale pink wings like a cicada.
Profile: You live in the veldts of Britain, and your diet consists mostly of bats, meatballs and industrial runoff.
Characteristics (Combat and Non-combat): You can resist Dr. Pepper. You can resist hot death. You have a force field. You can drink lava. You can shoot wind. You can drink water. You can breathe rocks. You can spit Mr. PiBB. You have goassamer wings.
Terribly good, wot. We've discussed your case with the Bureau of Terribly British Names, and after several weeks' waiting and to-ing and fro-ing, we have decided to give you one. Do try to keep yourself calm; an emotional outburst would be most unseemly.
Your terribly British name is: Elizabeth Chamberlain
